Method of Acquisition: Borrowed
Runtime: 75 minutes Year: 2007
Plot: A group of friends that don't remember how they met keep getting killed by their doubles who are tracking them through "artefacts".
Review: This is the Schindler's List of crap movies. First off the set design includes rotary phones, lava lamps, and indoor wind chimes. Despite the title being Artifacts, they misspell it as "artefacts" in a search engine. The only crying is single-tear crying. A mysterious man named Carl Francken appears and does nothing but give incredibly vague yet helpful advice and saves the day. In 75 minutes, it does nothing but provide mass entertainment.
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