Method of Acquisition: Borrowed
Runtime: TBD Year: TBD
Plot: A bong steals souls.
Review: Entertaining. Moved quickly. Kick-ass guest appearances including (but not limited to) Tim Thomerson and Tommy Chong. The broads in it were remarkably unfierce. The scenes of the people getting trapped in the bong were rad, as were the musical interludes. Great set design.
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Saturday, September 11, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Day 10: The Last Song
Method of Acquisition: Parents' Pay-Per-View
Runtime: 107 minutes Year: 2010
Plot: Miley Cyrus is REALLY REALLY REBELLIOUS. She goes to the south from her home in New York City, sea turtles hatch, and falls in love with this arrogant Aryan guy. Then her dad gets cancer, she dumps the arrogant Aryan, plays the piano, and arrogant Aryan and rebellious Miley decide to move to New York.
Review: In the first scene, it is obvious that Miley is really rebellious because she mouths off to her dad and wears all black to the beach! At this point, arrogant Aryan spills a milkshake on her, she is fucking pissed, and he continues to hit on her. I announced at this point that 45 minutes into the movie, she would be wearing pastels. It happened at 41 minutes. So awesomely predictable! Listening to Miley Cyrus sing and be told she is a really good singer is funny. Watching her play a yankee badass is even funnier. The cancer was kind of a bummer but Nicolaus Sparks to be down for crappy romance and cancer. It is like his bread and butter.
Runtime: 107 minutes Year: 2010
Plot: Miley Cyrus is REALLY REALLY REBELLIOUS. She goes to the south from her home in New York City, sea turtles hatch, and falls in love with this arrogant Aryan guy. Then her dad gets cancer, she dumps the arrogant Aryan, plays the piano, and arrogant Aryan and rebellious Miley decide to move to New York.
Review: In the first scene, it is obvious that Miley is really rebellious because she mouths off to her dad and wears all black to the beach! At this point, arrogant Aryan spills a milkshake on her, she is fucking pissed, and he continues to hit on her. I announced at this point that 45 minutes into the movie, she would be wearing pastels. It happened at 41 minutes. So awesomely predictable! Listening to Miley Cyrus sing and be told she is a really good singer is funny. Watching her play a yankee badass is even funnier. The cancer was kind of a bummer but Nicolaus Sparks to be down for crappy romance and cancer. It is like his bread and butter.
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