Day 19: The Hills Have Eyes 2

Method of Acquisition: Borrowed

Runtime: TBD Year: TBD

Plot: A group of National Guard trainees get killed/tortured/raped by a group of inbred mutants.

Review: First off, by having the protagonists all be dressed in tan in the desert makes for a very boring color palette. It also makes all the times they don't just shoot the creeps that much more infuriating. The cast was pretty rad. It included Flex Alexander (Snakes On A Plane) and some girl from 90210 (the new series). It wasn't as gorey as I feared. The acting was hilarious and inbred mountain folks are probably the scariest murderers there are.

Day 16: Evil Bong

Method of Acquisition: Borrowed

Runtime: TBD Year: TBD

Plot: A bong steals souls.

Review: Entertaining. Moved quickly. Kick-ass guest appearances including (but not limited to) Tim Thomerson and Tommy Chong. The broads in it were remarkably unfierce. The scenes of the people getting trapped in the bong were rad, as were the musical interludes. Great set design.

Day 1: UHF

Method of acquisition: Borrowed
Runtime: 97 minutes Year: 1989

Plot: Weird Al goes from fast food clerk to running his own television station which becomes a hit overnight much to the dismay of a rival station owner.

Review: Everything in this movie can be put into at least one of these two categories: wackiness or physical comedy. Michael Richards plays a janitor who gets his own television show and has big teeth! How wacky! There is a battle where Weird Al has really big muscles! Even more wacky! Many of the new television shows that Weird Al puts on the station are wacky spoofs. A really awesome trophy makes a cameo and a good trophy can make up for a lot. All in all, it was awesomely predictable, but not as awesomely bad as I had hoped for.