Goodbye crap movies. Hello zebra jokes!

I nearly forgot about this but as long as it exists, here is a link to my new project as well a video:

http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com

Day 15: Bladerunner

Method of Acquisition: Borrowed

Runtime: TBD Year: TBD

Plot: Harrison Ford fights replicants.

Review: Oh wow....It sucked. It may have had something to do with me having a hard time grasping what a replicant was since it wasn't really clear until about my 100th question as to what was going on. The plot was kind of like algebra. I could understand every word, but as far as stringing them together in a sentence- I was completely lost. It could be either my horrible attention span or that it is just a crap movie (though the votes seem to indicate it is my horrible attention span). Darryl Hannah has really really bad hair. Harrison Ford is always too arrogant for my taste, but he manages to pull of bumbling and arrogant in a completely non-charming way. Ugh.

Day 11: The Boy In The Plastic Bubble

Method of Acquisition: Youtube

Runtime: TBA Year: TBD

Plot: John Travolta is in a bubble because he has no immune system and gets a really bitchy girlfriend who likes horses.

Review: Fucking bullshit. I watched it because it is notoriously bad and was free on youtube. As far as crappy made for tv movies go, it is totally rad for awhile. Papa Brady plays the dad. Lots of bad dialogue. Everything is super predictable. My favorite scene is when his bitch girlfriend (who is not yet his girlfriend), she holds his hand on a dare, tells him it was a dare, so John Travolta starts convulsing and screaming and then goes to the hospital for a week...because he asked to. But the bullshit ending- he leaves his bubble and rides off into the fucking sunrise with his bitch girlfriend and somehow doesn't die! That is how these movies are supposed to end- the sick guy dying. But no....