Method of Acquisition: Borrowed
Runtime: 86 minutes Year: TBD
Plot: Clive Owen does lots of shooting. The reason for the shooting is that Clive Owen finds a baby, and Paul Giamatti is not happy about it. So Clive Owen gets a lactating hooker to help him out.
Review: The title pretty much said it all. It leaves out that Clive Owen's second choice weapon is a carrot and many a person gets their face impaled with a carrot. Also, carrots seem to be a proper alternative to fingers in pulling a trigger. Clive Owen delivers the baby right before the mother gets shot and cuts the umbilical cord with a gun. He makes contraptions for shooting guns. There is a skydiving scene with what else? A gunfight. And after all the problems are resolved, Clive Owen happens to be at a diner right as it gets robbed by people with guns. The movie ends with another shoot out. It was entertaining enough, but I certainly wouldn't watch it again. I think I may have grown a penis in the process of watching it.
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