Day 22: The Hourglass Sanatorium

Method of Acquisition: Borrowed

Runtime: TBD Year: TBD


Plot: A man looks for his father in a sanatorium but ends up in wibbly wobbly timey wimey adventure with multiple hats.

Review: It was Polish. There were a lot of Jews. Like the guy walks down some stairs and there are at least 3 dozen. Then he will like go under a bed, end up in Africa or Mexico or something and then a bunch of Jewish dudes. There is also a little creep wearing all stripes. I loved it, but it made absolutely no sense. It was a struggle to come up with a one sentence summary.

Day 13: Right At Your Door

Method of Acquisition: Borrowed

Runtime: TBD Year: TBD

Plot: A dirty bomb goes off in L.A.

Review: Most. Depressing. Movie. Ever. High quality, but it will ruin your day.

Day 11: The Boy In The Plastic Bubble

Method of Acquisition: Youtube

Runtime: TBA Year: TBD

Plot: John Travolta is in a bubble because he has no immune system and gets a really bitchy girlfriend who likes horses.

Review: Fucking bullshit. I watched it because it is notoriously bad and was free on youtube. As far as crappy made for tv movies go, it is totally rad for awhile. Papa Brady plays the dad. Lots of bad dialogue. Everything is super predictable. My favorite scene is when his bitch girlfriend (who is not yet his girlfriend), she holds his hand on a dare, tells him it was a dare, so John Travolta starts convulsing and screaming and then goes to the hospital for a week...because he asked to. But the bullshit ending- he leaves his bubble and rides off into the fucking sunrise with his bitch girlfriend and somehow doesn't die! That is how these movies are supposed to end- the sick guy dying. But no....