Method of Acquisition: Borrowed
Runtime: TBD Year: TBD
Plot: Harrison Ford fights replicants.
Review: Oh wow....It sucked. It may have had something to do with me having a hard time grasping what a replicant was since it wasn't really clear until about my 100th question as to what was going on. The plot was kind of like algebra. I could understand every word, but as far as stringing them together in a sentence- I was completely lost. It could be either my horrible attention span or that it is just a crap movie (though the votes seem to indicate it is my horrible attention span). Darryl Hannah has really really bad hair. Harrison Ford is always too arrogant for my taste, but he manages to pull of bumbling and arrogant in a completely non-charming way. Ugh.
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Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Day 14: Shoot 'Em Up
Method of Acquisition: Borrowed
Runtime: 86 minutes Year: TBD
Plot: Clive Owen does lots of shooting. The reason for the shooting is that Clive Owen finds a baby, and Paul Giamatti is not happy about it. So Clive Owen gets a lactating hooker to help him out.
Review: The title pretty much said it all. It leaves out that Clive Owen's second choice weapon is a carrot and many a person gets their face impaled with a carrot. Also, carrots seem to be a proper alternative to fingers in pulling a trigger. Clive Owen delivers the baby right before the mother gets shot and cuts the umbilical cord with a gun. He makes contraptions for shooting guns. There is a skydiving scene with what else? A gunfight. And after all the problems are resolved, Clive Owen happens to be at a diner right as it gets robbed by people with guns. The movie ends with another shoot out. It was entertaining enough, but I certainly wouldn't watch it again. I think I may have grown a penis in the process of watching it.
Runtime: 86 minutes Year: TBD
Plot: Clive Owen does lots of shooting. The reason for the shooting is that Clive Owen finds a baby, and Paul Giamatti is not happy about it. So Clive Owen gets a lactating hooker to help him out.
Review: The title pretty much said it all. It leaves out that Clive Owen's second choice weapon is a carrot and many a person gets their face impaled with a carrot. Also, carrots seem to be a proper alternative to fingers in pulling a trigger. Clive Owen delivers the baby right before the mother gets shot and cuts the umbilical cord with a gun. He makes contraptions for shooting guns. There is a skydiving scene with what else? A gunfight. And after all the problems are resolved, Clive Owen happens to be at a diner right as it gets robbed by people with guns. The movie ends with another shoot out. It was entertaining enough, but I certainly wouldn't watch it again. I think I may have grown a penis in the process of watching it.
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